porn paradise

we departed paris on the brink of first light and continued our european 'conquest' up north-east towards amsterdam, netherlands - 'the sex capital of the world' woohoo! but before that, as you could see on the map, we had to stop over at brussels, belgium to fuel up and stretch that ass. eek. regretfully, also meant emptying my shrinking wallet further. :(

streets of brussels

town hall

black cabs in protest. boy, it was one long protest.

no idea if they were for or against the protestors

some landmark exhibition thingy

a cosy, tranquil and medieval-well-preserved town was the intial impression that brussels gave us. but after some time of roaming around, it would've been inevitable for one not to know what the town was famous for. waffles, chocs, and... the little peeing boy! gosh. its that dude from our primary school cheena textbook!

manikin pis

just looks wrong...

being a mt retard and having to read each chapter probably over a thousand times just to get each character right, how could i have forgotten. haha. its the one in which he spotted a trace of lit gunpower leading to its entire storage, and pee-ed on it that ultimately saved the whole town from being blown up till kingdom come from the enemy's sabotage. haha well yeah, thats him. clothed in a hero's glory till this day with what else but his perpetually flowing pee. lol, what a way to be immortalised.

but pee aside, the chocs and waffles are oommgg, heaven on earth i tell you! godiva, leonidas, pierre marcolini... thats enough to convert any cocoa abstaining idiot to a choco-nivore! sadly, the truffles i bought totally melted to a pool of crap by the time we reached our next hotel. sighh.

check out these waffles mann. (by lippy chiang)

chocolate fountain

godiva!

the greedy pig

by evening, we eventually arrived at our next 'pit-stop - amsterdam! hahaha, this is one hell of an interesting country. beer, porn and marijuana...what more can any man ask for?!! lol. and yep, all legal, cheap and abundant. but despite the sins, you'll be amazed by how really civilized the place is. beer and marijuana are only sold in the classy cafes as good as the CBs and SBs we have back home, not in back alleys or along those sleazy streets. and prostitution here is regarded as highly a profession as any others, that means they pay taxes too.

amsterdam's red light district

canals thru the red light district

cafe selling weed. haha you can ask for them in your brownies or smoke

they were growing weed in the shop can you believe it?! (by lippy chiang)

the methods used in advertising themselves were somewhat amusing. they'd actually be in lingerie and display themselves through glass windows along the streets, ready to turn on any man who walks pass them. but nah, not me. still a 100% faithful to the one beside me then. ;) lol. there was even this granny we saw through the glass, knitting! wth! so much for granny fetish. hahahah. well if you're thinking, it wasn't that we chose to go to such a location. the whole city's very much progressed this way. unavoidable.

it wasn't open yet. but once it was, you'd see the ladies hanging around in each 'cell' through the glass

there they were on the 2nd floor!

after some time of walking through the never ending streets of PORN (sex shops, live shows, prostitutes, etc), we realised our poor eyes needed a break from all the overwhelming visions of colourful sceneries and decided to head back to the hotel. and shit, just when i thought i had enough, the freaking tv's harassing me with even more PORN!!! nooo, it was a family channel not a pay-per-view one for goodness sake. and omg, those advertisements of them in between the programmes are annoyingly long. damn, seriously porn has never been this horrifying!!! no more i swear. /glups.